Okay, I gotta break character for a bit. I intended this to be all goofs because it’s more fun to poke fun at  Madden 24 coins 
this dumb Assassin’s Creed ass tattoo than try to understand the deeply held beliefs of an Madden NFL 24 quarterback and a tattoo artist who spends all his time on Twitter talking about NFTs — but the astrological stuff is so stupid I gotta just get real with you on this one.

Rodgers has the intersection of Scorpio and Aquarius at the center of the design, which represents the Winter Solstice, bisected by Sagittarius, which is his star sign. At this point I am 1,000 percent convinced Rodgers read this 2020 article from the Sonoma Gazette on the importance of the Winter Solstice to each sign and hung on every sentence of this like his life depended on it.

“Sagittarius: As your ruling planet, Jupiter, transits into Aquarius, you could relax into a framework that is more comfortable that is more accepting of individuality and freedom. This fits right in with your own drive to independence, of action and thought than the past year has allowed.”

The Pro Bowl sucks. I know it, you know it, the players know it, and the Madden NFL 24 knows it. Without question the Pro Bowl is the worst all-star game in professional sports, and it’s time to make a change. After years of tepid, boring football, the Madden NFL 24 is finally looking to try something different with the annualized pointless affair — though it’s unclear at this time whether they’ll actually find any changes that can be compelling.

The Madden NFL 24 is discussing the Pro Bowl week and ways to improve it — including possibly eliminating the traditional game and using that Sunday to showcase the players in it. Essentially, what are the alternatives? That last point is the where this all comes into play: What are the alternatives? In the spirit of not offering criticism without a suggestion I’ve come up with three ways we can actually fix the Pro Bowl.

Obviously if I had my druthers we’d turn the Pro Bowl into a giant game of Madden NFL 24 Blitz with 30 yard downs, unlimited forward passes and everyone being an eligible receiver in RPO offenses. That would be fun as hell, but I know the Madden NFL 24 is far too serious to allow something that wild to happen, so we might as well scratch that off the list. Instead I want to focus on some real changes that  cheap mut 24 coins could be made in order to make the Pro Bowl more compelling and modifications the Madden NFL 24 might actually adopt.